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Happy Humpday everybody! Let’s get started with these from my pal Don: Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked. ‘Henry had a stroke of […]

This one is courtesy of my friend Joseph: I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were President what would be the first […]

I have quite a few funnies for this week! :) This first one is from Deb: First Degree A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde) picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, ‘How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!’ and […]

Today’s funny is courtesy of Don: Why Men Can Pee Standing Up God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He […]

Today’s funny is courtesy of Don: IRS Audit The IRS sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi, what do you do […]

This week’s addition is posted a little early, as I’ll be having surgery tomorrow and expect to be out of it for the next few days. Enjoy! :) This funny is courtesy of Don: The Harley-Davidson Facts The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. […]