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All I need now is a mini-Chris Pratt on a motorcycle. :) It’s been a running gag in the department that my choice of an office pet would be a velociraptor. So one day my boss walks over to me, hands me an old Western Digital Velociraptor harddrive, and says, “Here you go. A velociraptor.” […]
Sorry for the lack of funnies lately, I haven’t been in a festive mood due to all sorts of things … migraines, lack of sleep, work, depression trying to creep back in. However I’m feeling pretty good today, looking forward to watching a good game, and wanted to share a quick funny that I think […]
Happy Humpday, y’all! Here are a few animal-themed jokes I’d been saving. Hope you enjoy them! Today’s funnies start off with these from Jeff: When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don ?a costume and act like an ape ?until the zoo can get another one. In the cage, the actor […]
Happy Humpday, y’all! This week’s starts off with this one from John: This one is from Butch: Next we have this one from Mara: This one I happily stole from Jay: This funny is courtesy of George Takei: And last but not least, this one is from Luke: Now, if anyone needs me, I will […]
It’s almost Halloween Humpday fans! Let’s start off this week’s edition with this one I found on Facebook: These are courtesy of Reader’s Digest: “I wonder if Halloween is the one day of the year Lady Gaga wears sensible slacks?” — Jimmy Kimmel These are courtesy of Jon: What would you get if you crossed […]
Happy Humpday y’all! Sorry for the delay, work has been hella busy! Let’s start things off with this one from Devin: Next is this one from Tickld: This one is from Luke at KnownHost: This is from James: And last but not least, this is another episode of “Dear Kitten” courtesy of Friskies:
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