Today’s funnies start off with this funny shared on Facebook by George Takei:
And these gems are courtesy of Cookie:
Today’s Truth
Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is absolute proof that they are wrong:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say “It would be nice to have another child.”
You will NEVER hear a guy say, “I would like another kick in the nuts”.
Secrets to a long happy marriage
An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you.”
Her husband asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
She replies, “It’s me … talking to the wine.”
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