Howdy folks! My apologies for the lack of funnies last week. I was experiencing some self-imposed technical difficulties with this site’s software (read: I tried to upgrade it on 2 hours’ sleep and failed) but things have been successfully restored and I will try the update again at a better time (read: when I’m not a zombie), likely this weekend.
Today’s funny is courtesy of Cookie:
I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left.”
By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” — Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)
Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.
Can’t get any simpler than that. Except:
Your Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American……….I Can
The last four letters in Republican……..I Can
The last four letters in Democrats………Rats
End of lesson. Test to follow in November, 2012
Remember, November is being set aside as National Rodent Removal month.