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Today we’re starting off with some funnies shared by my pal Cookie: Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, is this Your correct […]

Sorry that this is being posted a day later than normal, a few snags prevented me from posting yesterday. However, said snags have been sacked. :D Without further ado, this funny is courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Fausta: The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff […]

This morning’s edition starts off with a couple of funnies from my mother: Three Women in Mexico Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what […]

We have quite a few this morning, so let’s get started! :) These are courtesy of my pal Don: A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy, ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Naw, she […]

This morning’s funnies are courtesy of my mother: Out of the Mouths of Babes These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one […]

Today’s edition starts off with a couple of funnies from my pal Cookie: Two old ladies, Maude and Mable, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues […]