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Today’s funnies are courtesy of my pal Cookie: A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her […]

Today’s funnies come courtesy of my mother: Q. Who was the most “flexible” man in the Bible? A. Jacob…..It says he “tied his ass to a tree and then walked for three miles” Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless … of course! Q. What do they call pastors […]

This morning we have a few goodies courtesy of my pal Cookie: The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, “I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.” The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had […]

Today’s funny is courtesy of my pal Jerri: Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Women over 50 don’t have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy […]

This morning’s funnies start off with this one from my mother: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks […]

Today’s funnies start off with this one by Cookie: Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?” I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.” She replied “You’re having soup, … I was […]