Today’s funnies start off with this one by Cookie:
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife’s voice from the kitchen.
“What would you like for dinner my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?”
I said, “Thank you, I’ll have chicken.”
She replied “You’re having soup, … I was talking to the cat.”
This one is courtesy of Not Always Right:
A customer who has just made a purchase comes back into our store asking for help; she’s locked her keys in her car. I go out to try and help.
Me: “Ma’am, your window is open.”
Me: “Your window. It’s open.”
(The customer reaches in and gets her keys, opens the door, rolls up the window, locks the car, throws the keys back inside, and closes the door.)
Customer: “I know! I know! It’s just that I already called my husband to bring the second set! He’d have given me h*** if he saw the window was open!”
And this one is from my mother. Though I despise the chain mails she sends me and don’t really consider myself a “true Republican”, this made me LOL and I know a few of you might enjoy it as well. ;)
As a rule, I don’t pass along these “add your name” lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important!!!!!
It has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 25 million people. We don’t want to lose any names on the list so just hit forward, add your name and send it on.
Please keep it going!
To show your support for President Obama please go to the end of the list and add your name….
- Michelle Obama.
- Oprah Winfrey
And last but not least — because you can never have enough dancing Storm Troopers! :D