Today’s funnies start off with this one, courtesy of my pal Cookie: Tom retired in his early 50’s and started a second career. However, even though he loved his new job, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. Finally, one day, his boss […]
This morning’s first funny is courtesy of Uncle Monster: A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a […]
Sorry that this is being posted a day later than normal, a few snags prevented me from posting yesterday. However, said snags have been sacked. :D Without further ado, this funny is courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Fausta: The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff […]
Today’s funny is courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Kat: A Redneck from North Carolina walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Bakersfield on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a […]
Today’s funnies start off with these from my Cotillion sister, Janette: The Atheist An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. […]
Before I get started, I’d like to thank everyone for the warm birthday wishes. Y’all really make my day. :king_tb: :wub_tb: This first funny is courtesy of Don: How did you break your arm? Even if you aren’t a skier, you’ll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New […]
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