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Here’s this week’s edition, enjoy! :) A young couple wanted to join the church, the pastor told them, ‘We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.’ The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, […]

In college I roomed with two girls who weren’t from the South. One was Canadian, the other from Michigan. Neither of them really understood the whole “football thing”. I joked with one, telling her that down here we don’t use DNA testing to determine paternity … we just ask the child which team he roots […]

Today’s funny courtesy of my Cotillion sister, Beth: Stunning Senior Moment A self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an […]

I couldn’t resist sharing just one more today: Truck for Sale A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ‘Where did you get that truck???!!!’ He calmly told them, ‘I bought it today.’ ‘With what money?’ demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet […]

Today’s funny bits come courtesy of my mother: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked. ‘Hunting flies,’ he responded. ‘Oh. Killing any?’ she asked. ‘Yep, 3 males, 2 females,’ he replied. Intrigued, […]

I have a couple good ones for today, so let’s start off with this from the lovely Miranda: I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year old grandmother and comfort her. When […]