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Today’s funnies are courtesy of my mother: Signs Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” *************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit, please back in.” ************************** On a Plumber’s truck: “We […]

Today’s funny is courtesy of Don: The Brothel The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ‘May I help you sir?’ she asked. ‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied. ‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you […]

In honor of tonight’s matchup, I’ve compiled a list of football-related funnies from a myriad of sources. So without further ado, let’s get started: Q: What does a tornado in Dallas and a divorce in Houston have in common? A: In both cases someone is going to lose a trailer! A UT grad is driving […]

Today’s funnies start off with this one from Cookie: GOLF CART ACCIDENT The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and […]

Today’s funnies are courtesy of Don: There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.” The young woman said, “Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.” […]

Today’s funnies start off with this one from I Can Has Cheezburger?: And these are from my mother-in-law: