Howdy, y’all! Today’s funnies are courtesy of my pal Cookie:
An elderly Irishman is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on me way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on me body, as well as me smoke’n and stay’n out late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? and who might be give’n ya that lecture at this time of the night?”
The man replies, “That would be me wife.”
Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I would suggest this hunting dog find a new line of work: