This week’s edition starts off with this one from my buddy Steve on Facebook:
Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished. I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr piss.
There, I feel better now. Don’t you? ;)
This one is from Cookie:
I was in the restroom at Kmart the other day and someone had stuck this sticker on the hand drier unit.
This one I’ve seen on several of the LOL/animal sites I frequent and is too cute not to share :)