Howdy y’all! How is everybody? :bye_tb:
This week’s funnies are courtesy of Cookie:
Beginning in early 2011 gas stations will start showing porn movies on the screens of the pumps so that you can watch someone else get screwed at the same time that you are!
Some financial planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million”.
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.