Forgive me, y’all, I’m a day late. Still playing catch-up at work and riding my new car high, hehehe. So let’s get started! :)
This week’s funnies start with this from Cookie:
Ya just gotta love British honesty and humor
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer Â£100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is… ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, Â£200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
These are courtesy of one of my favorite sites, I Has a Hotdog:
I think I should put that one up in my cube some days! ;)