What a lousy day … I overslept, woke up still mad at my husband, PMSing, was late to work, and when I finally DID get to work the phone was ringing off the hook and every client was wanting every single thing done right that instant! I swear, if I didn’t know any better, I […]
Today’s funny is courtesy of my mother: Dear Diary, For Christmas this year, my husband purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give […]
Today’s funnies are courtesy of my mother: Signs Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” ************************** In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” *************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctologist’s door: “To expedite your visit, please back in.” ************************** On a Plumber’s truck: “We […]
As I was standing in front of my pantry last night waiting for culinary inspiration to hit me, Jessie made a suggestion for dinner: spaghetti tacos. She had gotten the idea from a recent episode of iCarly. At first I laughed (the show really is cute and I like to watch it with her), but […]
Today’s funny is courtesy of Don: The Brothel The madam opened the brothel door and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. ‘May I help you sir?’ she asked. ‘I want to see Valerie,’ the man replied. ‘Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you […]
In honor of tonight’s matchup, I’ve compiled a list of football-related funnies from a myriad of sources. So without further ado, let’s get started: Q: What does a tornado in Dallas and a divorce in Houston have in common? A: In both cases someone is going to lose a trailer! A UT grad is driving […]
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