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When I pulled up to the drive-through window at Burger King this morning, the manager told me that my meal was already “taken care of”. Apparently the customer in line ahead of me had paid for my meal. The manager told me that the lady said, “This is from an Auburn fan.” :thumbup_tb: How sweet […]
This morning’s funnies are courtesy of my mother: Out of the Mouths of Babes These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one […]
I was tagged by the lovely Angela on Facebook, but I’m a goober and wanted to post it here instead. These were the original instructions: You’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with the 3’s of YOU. At the end, choose 20 people to be tagged. You have to tag me so […]
Today’s edition starts off with a couple of funnies from my pal Cookie: Two old ladies, Maude and Mable, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues […]
I know I’ve been pretty quiet lately. There’s been a lot going on lately, and I’ve been unplugging more and more to deal with everything going on. There’s plenty of family drama going on with Jim’s ex … but that isn’t exactly anything new is it? Work is still going ok I guess. Two people […]
Happy Humpday everybody! Let’s get started with these from my pal Don: Alabama A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked. ‘Henry had a stroke of […]
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