This funny bit came from my mother:
How To Install A Home Security System In The South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14 – 16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls — they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside.”
These Humpday Hillarities are CRACKING me up!!!
Hey you!! :D *HUGS!!!!!*
I post them every Wednesday, so drop by once a week to get your fill! ;)