Note: There will likely be no Humpday Hilarities next week as I’ll be on vacation!
This funny bit is courtesy of my mother:
He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked, “Grandma, what’s that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. “It’s called ‘sexual intercourse’, darling”.
Little Tony just said, “Oh, OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, “Grandma, it isn’t called ‘sexual intercourse.’ It’s called ‘bunk beds’, and Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you!”
This one came from my mother-in-law:
Lost Churches of Louisiana
One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans . The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the New Orleans woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in the area had affected their lives.
Without hesitation, the woman replied, “I don’t know about all those other people, but we haven’t gone to Churches in years. We gits all our chicken from Popeye’s.”
The look on the interviewer’s face was priceless.