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I couldn’t resist posting these football-related funnies. This first set is courtesy of ALCrimsonTide: Q: What do you call Arkansas when they find out they can’t throw the ball on Alabama? A: GroundHogs. Q: What would happen if pigs could fly? A: Bacon would go up. Q:What do you call a pig with three eyes? […]

This morning’s first funny is courtesy of Uncle Monster: A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a […]

Today’s funnies are courtesy of Cookie (who incidentally just celebrated his birthday, so be a sport and go wish him a good one! :)) The Navy Chief & New Guy The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here bilge scum! What’s your name sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied. […]

Today’s funnies are of the furry variety. :)

Today’s funny is courtesy of Don: Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.” The other […]

Today we’re starting off with some funnies shared by my pal Cookie: Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: What are your green fees? Staff: 38 dollars. Caller: Does that include golf? Staff: Golf course, may I help you? Caller: Yes, I need to get some information from you. First, is this Your correct […]