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Smurfed from The Great Geek Manual:

Why is it you never see humor geared towards the female Geek? I mean, I can’t even count the number of times I’ve see pick up lines for Geek guys, but I’ve never seen a corresponding set for girls. Why should Geek boys be the ones to have all the fun? Well, it’s time to fix that. Here, I present the top ten turn down lines for Geek Chicks who are feeling a little crowded at the local Con.

10. Old School Chicks: “Sorry, I have to stay home and defrag my hard drives this weekend.”

09. Babylon 5 Chicks: “I’m sorry, but according to Ivanova, all love is unrequited.”

08. Web Developer Chicks: “I’m sorry, your query was not recognized.”

07. Hardware Chicks: “Sorry, I’m going to stick with BSD – better up time.”

06. Programmer Chicks: “Go away, before I replace you with a very small shell script.”

05. IT Chicks: “Sorry, I keep these ports Trojan free.”

04. Matrix Chicks: “Sorry, I could never date a guy who would take the blue pill, and by the look of things, you’re already on at least one brand.”

03. Star Wars Chicks: Jedi Mind Trick: “This isn’t the girl you’re looking for.” *Waves hands* “I can go about my business… Move along.”

02. D&D Chicks: *Mimes tossing dice* “Your Magic Missile… has been… resisted!”

01. “Hey! You’re right, there is no saving throw against a Magic Missile attack … and magic resistance rolls are done with two ten-sided dice… Wow. Would you maybe like to go somewhere and get a cup of coffee sometime?” That’s right, the nefarious Sarcasm Chick, the most prevalent of all Geek Chicks! Snap.