University of Alabama Director of Athletics Mal Moore released this afternoon the following statement regarding the status of the search for a new head football coach:
He fucked up and needs to redirect our attention rather than taking responsibility for his actions.
â€œWhile I remain committed to not engaging in a lengthy public dialogue on the progress of our search for a new head football coach, I want all of our fans and supporters to know that we appreciate and understand the tremendous interest in this process…â€
…even if I don’t give a rat’s ass what you dumb rednecks think or how much/little Bear would have approved of who I pick next.
â€œI am very pleased with where we are in this search. I know there have been many rumors speculating about candidates and timelines and, while I wonâ€™t get into specifics of who we are interested in, I want everyone to understand that we have not contacted any college coaches who have not yet completed their regular seasons.â€
Talk about firing me, will ya? Let’s see, who can I pick next just to piss you off …
â€œWhile I do recognize the need to get a head football coach hired soon, I am less concerned with following a timeline than I am about making sure we hire the right person for the job.â€
This is all about ME and the sooner you baboons realize that I’m God, I’m always right, and you’re wrong, the better off we’ll all be.
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