I smurfed this from kR8ViTy over at the PC forums — thought it was really cute and wanted to share with y’all.
(Though for the record I want to state that I dearly love my soon-to-be mother-in-law and this is all in good fun! *polishes halo*)
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?”
The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance”.