Welp, I’ve re-integrated Google Adsense back into the site. It’s listed on archive pages, and there’s a button at the very bottom of every post (way down, past the comment form). I figure this is probably the least intrusive way I could do this — with the help of course of the AdSense-Deluxe Plugin for WordPress by Acme Technologies.
I know it’s going to break my validation on pages that carry the code, which is why I didn’t want it back in the sidebar or any other module that loads on the front page. (with the exception of the Jim’s Monkey theme, which is so basic it has no sidebar.php)
I can live with that.
EDIT: I forgot to mention, that I found a free service that replaces the service announcements from Google, as these do not generate funds. It’s called AlternateURL.