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Humpday Hilarities

October 14, 2009 by Nicki  

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Today’s funny comes courtesy of my mother:

A day at the pharmacy

A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’

The pharmacist asked ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’

The lady replied, I need it to poison my husband..’

The pharmacist’s eyes got big, and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!’

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’

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3 Responses to “Humpday Hilarities”

  2. Don (39 comments.) on October 17th 2009 at 9:29 am

    I think I’ve told you before, but it bears repeating, your Mother has a wonderful sense of humor, as do you, my friend.

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  3. Michael on November 7th 2009 at 6:26 pm

    Very nice reading. Many thanks to the author.Thx.

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