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Alternative to Redneck jokes

March 6, 2008 by Nicki  

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I read this on SondraK’s site, via Neal Boortz. (It figures, you know … he always has good snarky content, LOL!)

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF……….

  1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon “unclean.”

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One Response to “Alternative to Redneck jokes”

  1. Cookie (51 comments.) on March 6th 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Hey amiga…I have all ten “if’s” posted in tomorrows post. Y’all will have to check them out… :lol:

    Cookie’s last blog post: “Y’all knew they were comin…..”



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