I am a: Quirky sysadmin. Geek. Gamer. Comic fangirl. My little space, my home on the interwebs. I blog about personal stuffs, work, various coding projects, and anything else I feel like.

I have job news — well, sort of. I was told Wednesday by <prospective hopeful> that I was being hired on, and that they would get in touch with me as to when to come in to do pre-employment and the pee test and that they were hoping to get me in (working?) as soon […]

Smurfed from Cookie :) Southern Women Southern women appreciate their natural assets: — Clean skin. — A winning smile. — That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: — “Yes, ma’am.” — “Yes, sir.” — “Why, no, Billy!” Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : — “Y’all come back!” — “Well, […]

A friend of mine sent me this on IRC and my first thought was, “Thank God, it wasn’t someone from Alabama.” LOL! Man Tries To Sell Dealership The Same Car He Stole From Them If you steal a car from a dealership, don’t try to trade that car back in at the same place. Believe […]

You know, there’s one place that until a few years ago that I would not have ever thought of getting sunburned, nor even entertained the notion of putting aloe vera “cooling” gel on: my scalp. Exactly how the hell does my scalp get sunburned anyways? Thank God for Banana Boat’s “Soothe-a-Caine” spray. I keep a […]

Smurfed from Jo’s Cafe: What American accent do you have? Created by Xavier on Memegen.net Southern. Love it or hate it, your accent says you’re probably from somewhere south of the Ohio River. Take this quiz now – it’s easy! We’re going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they […]

Smurfed from Cookie. :) A man walked into a bar near Lexington, Kentucky and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, “Now, there’s the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever seen.” A customer at the end of the bar […]