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Today’s funnies start off with this one courtesy of Jeff on Facebook: One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner, Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. “Mother Potato?” she said, “I have an announcement to make.” “And what might that be?” said Mother, seeing the [...]
Howdy funny fans! Today’s edition starts off with this one from I Has a Hotdog: This next one comes from Adam on Facebook: This next one is from Cookie: Why Many Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs: 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what [...]
Football season starts tomorrow. This is absolutely one of my favorite times of year. I’m ready. Are YOU ready, Bama fans? This just in … FORECAST ****SEVERE STORM WARNING**** THE CRIMSON TIDE IS ESTIMATED TO HIT LAND IN (3) DAYS … PICKING UP WIND DAILY, EXPECTED TO BE A CATEGORY 5 CATASTROPHE THAT WILL CAUSE [...]
Today’s funnies start off with this one from Don: The Blind Bunny One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose. “Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and [...]
Today’s funnies start off with these gems from Cookie: A “different” Creation explanation In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God’s great [...]
It being the first day of December, I thought I’d put on the ole holiday dress-up for this site. Simple, but pretty nifty I still think. Our Thanksgiving was fantabulous. Jim, Jess, and I loaded up the car and drove down to Jacksonville to surprise his aunt for her 75th birthday and spent Thanksgiving with [...]
I have a bounty of funnies today — all football related. These are all courtesy of my co-workers: An Auburn math professor comes in all ticked off and says, “You guys did very poorly on my test yesterday. I will not be surprised if half of you fail my class!” A student raises his hand [...]
This week’s funnies start off with this one from Jerri Lynn: Georgia football practice was delayed nearly 2 hrs this morning after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Coach Richt immediately suspended practice. Forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice resumed [...]
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