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They come in 3’s

I smurfed this off of someone’s DA blog:

Name 3 schools you went to:
1. Hueytown Elementary
2. Corner Elementary & High School
3. University of South Alabama

Name 3 things in your purse/wallet:
1. keys
2. lipstick
3. usb flash drive

Name 3 things you always wear:
1. my ring
2. my eye of horus pendant
3. socks

Name 3 things you do when you are really stressed:
1. cuss
2. get clumsier than usual
3. cuss more

Name 3 favorite songs right now:
1. dq blizzard by mc chris
2. spiel met mir by rammstein
3. engel by rammstein

Name 3 favorite places to shop:
1. New Orleans, LA
2. San Francisco, CA
3. Tampa, FL

Name 3 places you go to on a daily basis:
1. work
2. home
3. -

Name 3 things you like to do:
1. read
2. sing
3. muck up my coding

Name 3 most valuable possessions:
1. Jim
2. Jessie
3. my car

Name 3 favorite fruits:
1. apple
2. grapes
3. bananas

Name 3 things you are addicted to:
1. macadamia nuts
2. oreos
3. m&m’s

Name 3 favorite hobbies:
1. reading
2. singing
3. mucking up my coding

Name 3 career choices:
1. Web Designer
2. Chef
3. Opera Singer

Name 3 goals in 2006:
1. get in better shape
2. fix my credit
3. get a better job

Name 3 plans for next week:
1. doctor’s visit
2. see a local musical production of Pinocchio
3. port a PHP-nuke theme to WordPress for Jim

Three Names You Go By:
1. Nicki
2. Boo (Jim’s pet name for me)
3. Small Fry (reserved only for best friend)

(call me Nicole or Shannon and I promise you will die a slow horrible death)

Three Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Irish
2. English
3. Scottish

Although I feel obliged to add a fourth: White trash

Three Things That Scare You:
1. Water
2. Radical Islamists taking over the US
3. Martha Stewart

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. socks
2. my USB flash drive
3. lipstick

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. makeup
2. robe
3. hair product

Three of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists:
1. Metallica (circa the Black Album)
2. Billie Holliday
3. Led Zeppelin

Three Things You Want in a Relationship (OTHER THAN LOVE):
1. Trust
2. Compassion/Forgiveness
3. Communication

Two Truths and a Lie (in no particular order):
1. I love my fiance more than I have ever loved anyone
2. I like my job
3. I don’t like people touching my feet

Three PHYSICAL Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to You:
1. Eyes
2. Smile
3. Arms (particularly forearms and bi/tri-ceps)

Three Places You Want to go on Vacation:
1. Japan
2. Oregon
3. New Orleans

Whose way is best?

I’ll let you be the judge … (special thanks to T for passing this on to me *grins*)

Martha VS Maxine
Martha’s Way		Maxine’s Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.		Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.		Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.		Go to the bakery! They’ll even decorate it for you.
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."		If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too bad. Please recite with me the real woman’s motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes!"
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.		Celery? Never heard of it!
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.		The Mrs. Smith’s frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don’t.
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.		Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.		Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.
Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.		Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!!