It’s almost Halloween Humpday fans! Let’s start off this week’s edition with this one I found on Facebook:
These are courtesy of Reader’s Digest:
“I wonder if Halloween is the one day of the year Lady Gaga wears sensible slacks?” — Jimmy Kimmel
These are courtesy of Jon:
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’
Cos everyone was a goblin.
Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer.
What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
This one is courtesy of Bill:
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
The other says, “Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
These are courtesy of Don:
Hope everyone has a very safe Halloween!