Humpday Hilarities

Due to an unforeseen event, my weekly funnies were delayed until today. My apologies.

In honor of the first college game playing tonight, I thought I’d post some football-related funnies to kick off the season right!

These are courtesy of Jeff:

This will be the new annual event in Tuscaloosa … Running of the Pachyderms

The new Alabama uniforms were recently revealed on the Nike website and covered in the news. Not to be out-done, Auburn tried vainly and in typical comical fashion to incorporate into their uniforms too.

These are courtesy of Vera:

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday and wear it to pick up trash on Monday.

How can you spot a Tennessee fan at a wedding?
Just look for the guy in the orange T-shirt.

What does the average Tennessee player get on his SAT’s?
Drool.

Why do Tennessee football players put their diplomas on the dashboard?
So they can park in a handicapped spot.

How does an Tennessee graduate spell ‘VICTORY’?
(It’s a trick question, we all know they can’t read!)

And I’m including this one again just because it still makes me giggle every time I watch.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!