And this is where my head asplodes
October 26, 2009 by Nicki
asplode — (verb) To explode; to self-combust or become structurally compromised in a most likely spontaneous manner; a mixture of an explosion and implosion, usually affecting only a person’s head, though anything is subject to asploding.
This is a real conversation that I had with a real client earlier today:
Customer: I have a problem with my site.
Me: I’m sorry to hear that. Can you give me an example of the problem?
Customer: An example of what?
Me: What’s going on with your site?
Customer: The spacing is off.
Me: OK, can you give me an example of where this is happening?
Customer: On my site.
Me: Is there a specific page you’re seeing this happening on?
Customer: I don’t understand your question.
Me: Is it on one particular page, or all over the site?
Customer: The problem?
Me: Yes.
Customer: I still don’t understand your question.
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You’re stuck in a Dilbert cartoon.
that’s too funny, have to love customer service calls.
That’s just sad….I hope you manage to keep your head together or get it reasonably repaired.
I think my head asploded reading it. LOL.
Thank you for not identifying me.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha. this is most excellent. Sounds very much like the conversations I have on a hourly basis.
Customer Service Calls can be a pain sometimes. I don’t think I would have the patience to answer all the stupid questions of every person who doesn’t know the basics of things.
Good luck to you…
LOL – Love it! Having to talk to humans rocks, doesn’t it?