Humpday Hilarities
August 27, 2008 by Nicki
My mother sent in this one:
Who hasn’t had this happen to them?
You find something festive that you would like to slip into.
It seems a little small, but you’re QUITE SURE that in recent years, you’ve worn this size. So you work with it.
You try it on different ways…..
From different angles you examine yourself.
Finally, you admit that it does feel A LITTLE tight.
Someone offers you a larger size, which you find highly insulting.
I mean, it might be a tight fit, but you still look GOOD!
Hey, we have all been there!
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Just remember, when she asks, “Does this basket make my butt look big?”.
Don’t answer!
“Honey, does this basket complement my tail?”………
“After all these years, it still fits.”…….. “I can’t wait
for the reunion!”……… “I’ll show those snooty bitches.”
[8~{} Uncle Monster :mrgreen: