Between my birthday and all the crazy stuff going on at work, I totally forgot about this yesterday. Bad me. ;P
Without further ado … from the lovely Miranda:
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness,” her mother explained. “And today is the happiest day in her life.” The child thought about this for a moment.
“So why is the groom wearing black?”
That so sounds like Jessie. :lol:
A preacher was standing at the pulpit giving his Sunday sermon when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was IDIOT. Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said, “I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time I will see a man sign his name and forget to write the letters.”