I recently had to replace my watch. I’m not too picky about watches. I mean, it sits on my wrist and tells me what time it is. It’d be great if it’s waterproof (cuz I’m a nudnick and sometimes forget to take my watch off before I shower).
I was looking around the mall and stopped by one of the specialty shops that sold just watches and clocks. They had some really pretty ones, but I wasn’t looking to buy anything expensive considering my tastes are pretty simple and I didn’t want anything huge.
They had a great display of swiss army watches. A saleslady spied me and asked if there were any that I would like to try on. I told her that I liked the way one particular one looked but had a question about it. I asked, “What’s it do?”
She looked at me blankly for a second then asked, “What do you mean?”
I said, “It’s a Swiss army watch, right? Does it do anything? Does it have any hidden gadgets?”
From the look she gave me, you’d think I had a nipple growing out of my forehead or something … “Ma’am, it’s not a knife. And it’s just a watch.”
“Hrm, a knife would’ve been cool.” :cool: