What a tool…
July 5, 2007 by Nicki
Jessie had wanted some fruit juice with her dinner, but couldn’t open it so she took it to Jim and asked him to open it for her. She said something about it being hard to open and Jim says that it’s ok because daddies like to be able to do things like that, and that it lets him feel useful.
Jessie adds, “Yeah, you’re a bottle opening tool, Daddy.”
I couldn’t keep a straight face when she said that, and nearly choked on my roast beef. Jessie, seeing me laugh, says, “Daddy is a good tool.”
I laughed even harder, to which Jessie responds “Daddy’s a tool!” over and over. My sides are killing me. Jim looks at me and says, “I never thought I’d hear my own daughter say that.” LOL! He pauses for a second and then asks me, “You’re going to tell everyone about this, aren’t you?”
Me: “Oh yeah, I am SO blogging this!”
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Well, I don’t want to hear any complaints a few months from now.
You certainly knew what you were getting into, marrying such a…
Yeah, yeah, yeah … :lol:
The question now becomes – is he metric or standard?
LMAO. Out of the mouth of babes. That is too funy. :lol:
Oh God, thanks for sharing that! That is freaking hiiiilarious! Some of the funniest things come out of the mouths of kids. :lol:
Just let my work mates read this. You have just created a Mexican weave of LOL’s
weave = wave… obviously
LOL, thanks gang. I swear, sometimes I feel like I should just follow her around with a tape recorder and notebook. Some of the things she says are hysterical.