My body’s punishing me. My insides feel like they’ve been through a meat grinder … repeatedly. I woke up this morning clutching my stomach, rolling in absolute agony. Like I said, my body’s punishing me.
My crime: my dumb ass decided to eat chilli cheese fries with extra grease last night. And now I’m paying the price. I’ve cramped, I’ve cried, I’ve thrown up, and a few other more colorful and more disgusting things.
To quote Danny Glover, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”